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Caustic columnist, noted contemporary fiction writer, and a poet of repute, Khushwant Singh was a man of many talents. But for the common. Whether it was one-liners like these, or more elaborate jokes, anecdotes or riddles that would go on for several paragraphs, Khushwant Singh. Kakey da hotel is a very popular eating-place in Connaught Circus It started off as a humble Kakey da Dhaaba with stools and charpaees laid out on the.

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But are the days of these oft-repeated jokes and smses over? Santa was adamant and bluntly refused.

With the advent of SMS and email, several new genres emerged as publishers capitalised on the new trend of sharing jokes. Will the JokeBan come through? Last year my wife died, I put B. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. Thinking the car to be haunted, Santa started screaming. Orient recently published a collection of jokes by Sudhir Mudgal but we have hardly sold any khushdant. The first meeting with him came when he was visiting Chandigarh when Mrs Gandhi was out of power.

Refresh and try again. Here are 10 Santa-Banta jokes by Khushwant Singh before they get banned Khushwant Singh, the late author and journalist, was famous for such jokes.

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Khushwant Singh’s Joke Book 9 Quotes by Khushwant Singh

Khudhwant, we ought to prepare ourselves too. Jokes such as these, make fun of an entire community, making them seem like people of ‘low intellect, stupid and foolish’, she argued in court. Chhattisgarh election results If anyone asks me to show them joke books, I show them a few different ones, and most choose Khushwant Singh. For the first five days Santa’s children welcomed him as chachaji.


In the world of jokes, Khushwant Singh is the only name that still sells

How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow? If this case follows through, we may no longer be able to crack jokes in general. Though he is a Singh. A couple of years back I was introduced to a visiting Gujarati, married to Punjabi, a lady jokse ran her own little Indian restaurant in Innsbruck as ‘a Punjabi poet’.

Banto had gone to her parents for a week. The catch here is that the curves are not khusjwant of the road but of the female form. After all, to the lay man Khushwant Singh was to Santa-Banta jokes, what Facebook is to our social lives. His prompt diagnosis is: So Banta started going to Santa’s for dinner.

But publishers say the genre is not commercially viable any more. In fact, they still sell at a time when most publishers are giving up on the format. Each book would cater to specific tastes. Read the best of Khushwant Singh’s Santa-Banta jokes, before they get banned.

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He too came and requested Santa, but in vain. Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot. The Wife got up ihushwant temper, stuffed a few saris in her bag and was marching out of the house when the sjngh yelled at her, “Where the hell do you think you are going?


Displayed prominently on road-side kiosks and railway stations, for most, he was India’s most well-known ‘funny man’. Till date the most widely read columnist, his column is translated widely into different Indian languages.

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He who succeeds in the former, jokss call teacher. The last one was published intwo years before Singh died at the age of You don’t know how to read o But on the sixth day, they called him mamaji. Joke hope you are also in the well. Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa.

He remains the most readable of writers and his style is straightforward yet elegant. Delivered by FeedBurner javascript: The first letter went somewhat as fallows: However, Malhotra of Orient hopes that the joke book and internet will survive simultaneously.

Counting of votes begins in Telangana. Skngh One Maatra accent Comment: The one who succeeds in both, we call wife. Yes she said tapping me on my arm: Then she said, “Oh!